eliot

eliot Pro

i love horror and i love dilfs and i LOVE horror with dilfs

Favorite films

  • Jackass 3D
  • The Batman
  • Ponyo
  • Trick 'r Treat

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  • Amelia’s Children

  • Fresh

    ★★★★½

  • Shutter

    ★★★

  • Buying the Cow

    ½

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  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2

    ★★★★½

    i will never stop being blown away by the depth and range ryan brings to wade through just his voice and movements. i love my classic clown man so bad

  • Jackass Backyard BBQ

    Jackass Backyard BBQ

    ★★★★★

    a privilege and an honor to watch johnny knoxville pull up to this party in a 1970 Eldorado listening to country music i actually need him so bad

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  • Amelia’s Children

    Amelia’s Children

    oh !

  • Fresh

    Fresh

    ★★★★½

    he may be dickless but he is coming!

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  • One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

    One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

    ½

    mac is a rapist pedo and he got what he deserved. this film is so rife with misogyny and racism and toxic masculinity that it’s nearly an unbearable watch from a 2024 perspective, and i say that as someone who genuinely loves to embrace films from where they were and judge them against the standards of their own time. this was just… too much. 

    how were people rooting for a man who raped a 15 year old girl even in…

  • DAN DA DAN: First Encounter

    DAN DA DAN: First Encounter

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.