Eliot Greenwood

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a creature void of form

Favorite films

  • Short Cuts
  • The Thing
  • The Wages of Fear
  • The Fugitive

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  • The Electric State

    ★½

  • Raging Bull

    ★★★★

  • There's Always Tomorrow

    ★★★½

  • The Age of Innocence

    ★★★½

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  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    ★½

    The Russos saw The Creator and were like "Yeah, we can do worse."

  • Silence

    Silence

    ★½

    "Waaaah! Why won't you let me colonize you and forcibly spread my pathetic religion?!"
    A movie by colonizers and for colonizers. It's more boring and longer than a Catholic mass. Andrew Garfield is totally out of his element. This along with Scorsese's recent mini documentaries about the saints for Fox News really has me looking sideways at the guy.

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    This would merely be bad if it wasn't connected to the Skywalker saga or was a wholly separate entity. What puts this into the realm of utter scum sucking dreck is the fact that it is the end to a nine film epic cultural phenomenon that stretches back to 1977. After the manufactured furor surrounding The Last Jedi, Disney was looking to make safe choices and (rightly) took the reigns from Colin Trevorrow and (wrongly) handed them back to nostalgia…

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★

    It's good. It's really good. There a are valid criticisms to be made, but most haters got caught up in the right wing smear campaign that is the direct precursor to the anti-woke world we live in today. Anyway, the strongest stuff here is undeniably everything to do with Luke and Rey. Their dynamic is great and cuts to the core of the film's message. Poe is the weak link here and spends what little screen time he has making…

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