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Vox Lux 2018
“And no one can change me im a damaged dollar” is sublime lyricism … absolutely awful but when i was on the same wavelength omg….. criminally miscast and hated young Celeste/daughter and realized she was that bitch niece in the brutalist… not made for the screen. Sickly very Elise and I feel brave for saying so. *edit* just read the NYT review and it described the tone as "calibrated sardonicism" which is absolutely my vibe. love
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Down with Love 2003
After being asked to watch this several times by a PEST (hiii) so glad I finally did. At first I thought I was gonna write a classic Elise review “Renee zellweger is so good at eating chocolate in movies. Soo epic” but more words to be said. Ewan was super twerpy and off putting to me in this flick.. I feel like you can’t have fucked up teeth and be short like that AND be a fuckboy but I’m kinda…
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Wicked 2024
Elphabas face the whole movie I stg 😏 though will give her her props for being an unmatched/singular vocal talent. Took 3/4s of movie for Ariana to find her own Glinda that wasn’t just a copy of Kristin c but ¯\_(ツ)_/ I looooooooove gay guys ❤️❤️❤️ also kinda over the downward/stomp forward choreography musicals have favored for the past 10 years I wish I could make this review private
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Babygirl 2024
Yayyyyy a movie for girls. Music director needs to be banned from the industry.. totally wrong choices and somehow not even synced up well. I too would let Mr sexyboots invade my personal space and make me drink milk. Can’t wait to see the Nb lesbian kid in something else. Unfortunately Antonio you sound too much like puss and boots for me to take ur pathetic short artist husband act seriously. Ultimately this movie was not good but provided me…
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