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  Anyone But You 2023

  ★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Mate you've fucked her once and now you're telling her you love her? Get your shit together. And like... he was objectively in the wrong every time. And her first bf had zero flaws and also was low-key fine as hell? She disliked him because he was too perfect and got with Ugly Old Man tm? Girl downgraded bad. Also. Shakespeare retelling of it all was CRAZY work. Minus one star for gratuitous use of helicopters.

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  It Ends with Us 2024

  ★★★ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  Honestly it's better than the book so 🤷‍♂️.

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Jan 2024 1

  Slurp slurrppp <3

  This movie had everything I love in a movie: homoerotic hate-filled lust, anti-rich rhetoric, full frontal nudity, pussy eating, and absolute freaky weirdos.

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ★½ Watched 17 Jan 2023 1

  1.5. Okay so yeah this movie looked pretty and the water was so cool and the creatures were so cute. But the storyline sucked. It was 3 hours long and that’s fucking ridiculous. Pls stop making 3 hour movies. Please. And then there was the subtle and yet constant sexism. Women crying hysterically while their big strong man calmed them down, women being caregivers while the men were the manly fathers. And then there’s the main character who is still…

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