Favorite films

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  Night Swim 2024

  ★★★ Watched 07 Jan 2024

  Started strong then went a little wonky. Plenty of good scares. Well acted.

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  Slotherhouse 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Nov 2023

  🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 /5 with a bonus 🎃 for laughing my ass off. The second the sloth used a computer, I knew this would be a classic. Multiple sorority sisters murdered, some in public rooms, undiscovered and apparently unmourned for, like, weeks until the crescendo. The acting is surprisingly solid which makes it all so much funnier. Beautifully filmed and the score is amazing.

Popular reviews

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  Extra Ordinary 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Oct 2023

  🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃/5 An opening joke about haunted cheese is still making me laugh like 6 hours later. The rest of the movie was a fun watch too. Parts were utterly ridiculous but the actors were so charming I gave evrry eye-roll moment a pass

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  Willy's Wonderland 2021

  Watched 12 Oct 2023

  🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃/5 This was so dumb, and Nicholas Cage so serious and weird about it that it makes me wonder if there's some secret existential meaning to it all. So many unanswered questions, so many hysterical fight sequences, some great horror movie tropes. Gore of a sort, if animatronics spilling fountains of oil counts (some messy human kills too).

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