Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  If Black Swan and The Fly had a baby, but with twerking

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  All Lily-Rose Depp does is cry, moan and show nips

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Jul 2023

  I don’t know how to feel, but Michael Cera girly pop

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Apr 2022 2

  Sad @bf couldn’t come and see those sexy sausage fingies :(