Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Count of Monte Cristo 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  pure cinema this is what i want injected into my veins

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  Reservoir Dogs 1992

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  disgusting but also wow i love. IM A PROFESSIONAL

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 25 May 2024 1

  were they ever talking about tennis? or were they ever talking about sex? who’s to say. all i know is that zendaya was cuckolded at the end of the film. and i’m here for it.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ½ Watched 11 Aug 2024

  technically a stunning film. actually a disgusting watch. never have i been so physically repulsed at for 101 minutes straight