Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  50/50 2011

  ★★★ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  Hey are we even besties if you won’t use my pube clippers to shave your cancer-ridden hair off?

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  Godzilla Minus One 2023

  ★★★ Watched 30 Nov 2023

  Oh god who let the radioactive BBL lizard out again?

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  There were moments where I thought they might’ve been nodding to Gaga’s fan base?

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  National Anthem 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Can’t talk I’m busy Googling how far Gay Ranch is from my current location and how much it’ll cost me to get in

Popular reviews

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  Trainspotting 1996

  Watched 08 Mar 2025

  The house music in the background really downplayed the whole situation

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  I would give absolutely anything to boof an eel with Robbie P

  For real though, no notes. 5 stars. Worth the hype 🪱