Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Settle down my children, not all at once. I know you’re all scrounging to hear my latest review 🙄 sigh anyways (she continued over the din of excitement)

  Mickey 17… very enjoyable movie. Bong Joon-Ho is so imaginative in his world building and his dialogue is spectacularly whacky and satirical.

  Pattinson is great and weird (as usual).

  Pacing got a bit fucked at the end, started off quite slow and then a lot was rammed into the last half hour…

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  Dog Man 2025

  ★★½ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  Definitely for a very young audience but still was very sweet and quite existential 😭

Popular reviews

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  Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 2023

  ★★ Watched 30 Jun 2023

  Does exactly what it says on the tin. It was great for nostalgia purposes, I kept thinking “oh my god, he did the thing!” or “oh my god, he said the line!” but other than that I wasn’t really bothered with it. Dialogue was not good, kid was annoying and sadly, even Phoebe Waller-Bridge let me down. Overuse of cgi of course. Young Indie would’ve been okay for a cameo but the whole long sequence just drew more attention to…

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  We Live in Time 2024

  ★★ Watched 30 Jan 2025 2

  Actually not a very good movie at all but I guess I liked when they ate Jaffa Cakes in the bath. And the daughters name was Ella so that was pretty swag.