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Recent reviews

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  Down by Law 1986

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Dec 2024

  I’m a good egg

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  The Crow 2024

  ★½ Watched 18 Sep 2024

  legend says the world descended into chaos due to the red 40 shortage caused by the production of this movie. hot Cheeto lovers everywhere were inconsolable.

Popular reviews

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  Mean Girls 2024

  ★½ Watched 14 Jan 2024 2

  I want to dedicate this review to the people sitting two seats over from me practically fucking during this movie. Thank you guys. You making out with your legs wrapped around each other really added to the ambiance. I don’t think I could have sat through that whole thing without you. 🥹❤️

  And this next bit is for Tina Fey and the rest of Hollywood— hey guys! maybe there are some movies out there that don’t need a remake! 😄

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  To All the Boys I've Loved Before 2018

  ★★★ Rewatched 12 Jan 2024 1

  sooooooo are u gonna show me how you squirt or what 🤔💦

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