Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Humanity Bureau 2017

  ★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Two things:

  The rumors are true, Cage brings a kid back from the dead by smacking him on the back

  Contains possibly the most effortlessly executed “enhance” in any movie I’ve ever seen.

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  Kick-Ass 2010

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  WE HAVE SO MANY FUCKING BATMAN MOVIES AND NOT ONE BIG DADDY AND HIT GIRL MOVIE WHAT THE FUCK

Popular reviews

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  Kinds of Kindness 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Jun 2024

  I feel like a brand new bitch

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  Peggy Sue Got Married 1986

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Names given to Nicolas Cage’s penis in less than 60 seconds, ranked:
  1. Thing
  2. Throbbing thrill hammer
  3. Love machine
  4. Lucky Chucky
  5. Wang
  “Let’s make love”
   “what, you mean sex?”

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