Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Human Traffic 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  i will never experience uk nightlife like this 💔💔💔💔💔

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  Wolf Creek 2005

  ★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  strewth mate

Popular reviews

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  England Is Mine 2017

  ★ Watched 01 Mar 2022 1

  okay yes, i’m a fan of the smiths but all this film did was remind me how much of an insufferable piece of shit morrissey is. i’ve now wasted around ninety minutes of my life watching a film where FUCK ALL happens. if i wanted to spend an hour and a half witnessing the life of a “tortured” wannabe writer, I’D READ MY FUCKING DIARY.

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  The Cat in the Hat 2003

  ★★ Watched 11 Jul 2022 1

  my friends and i: “let’s watch The Cat in the Hat and drink every time there’s a sexual innuendo and/or a drink when the cat is just a borderline fucking nonce” 
  *didn’t even finish the film*