Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Meet Joe Black 1998

  Watched 29 Mar 2025

  Wait is this where the Brad Pitt Jamaican accent memes come from

  I liked that one scene before he got hit by two fucking cars can we get real

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  Thirteen 2003

  ★★★★ Rewatched 29 Mar 2025

  It’s nice to know toxic one-sided homoerotic nine month female friendships at 13 with dabbles in nitrous oxide and ego death transcends the Midwest. Like woah I went through this and so did the bitches out west.

Popular reviews

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  My Old Ass 2024

  ½ Watched 12 Nov 2024

  As a lesbian farmer’s daughter, I rebuke this. Satan please do not take the form of a skinny white boy who can barely hold a weed whip half his weight and find me. Half star for mention of male death, funeral food be so good I be forgetting who TF died! ☺️

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  Chained Girls 1965

  Watched 15 Jan 2025

  God awful movie 🙂‍↕️ but really fascinating to compare to present-day conceptions of lesbianism and homosexuality 🙂