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The Mitchells vs. the Machines 2021
Emma and I spent the whole film debating which family members we were (Emma is totally definitely Aaron).
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The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023
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The 1.5 vore scenes are the only ones I remember (Donkey Kong held that tiny Mario in his hand if this wasn't a kid's film he would have been swallowed so I'm counting that as half).
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Jurassic World Dominion 2022
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Icthyosaurs, mosasaurs, pliosaurs. All groups of 'dinosaurs' that can swim. Pyroraptors? Not in a million years (or 70).
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X-Men: Days of Future Past 2014
This film would have been better if:
A) Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen smooched at the end
B) My girlfriend had put the correct film onTranslated from by
