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i pity the people who can’t have fun while watching a movie

Favorite films

  • Midsommar
  • Parasite
  • 12 Angry Men
  • Lady Bird

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  • Mulan

    ★★★★½

  • The Starving Games

    ½

  • Scooby Doo, Where Are You? In... SPRINGTRAPPED!

    ★★★★★

  • Heathers: The Musical

    ★★★★★

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  • Red One

    Red One

    ★½

    @samallen i lost the battle. and the war.

    i fear you were correct in your observation that this is a litmus test movie to see if your pretentious genes have developed yet and apparently i’m the only one in my family who has. they were all laughing and giggling and gasping and i just sat there, thinking about all the things i could’ve done with two hundred and fifty million dollars. 

    after the movie ended my mom turned to us…

  • Descendants 2

    Descendants 2

    ★★★★★

    aesthetic subjectivism or whatever dr cyr said

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  • Mulan

    Mulan

    ★★★★½

    bro couldn’t handle that his fav twink was actually a woman

  • The Starving Games

    The Starving Games

    ½

    recognized multiple actors in this who were also in the fnaf movie and i don’t know what that says about me

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  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's

    ★★★★★

    where can i review all the matpat theory videos on here because i should be able to

  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★★½

    my mom approximately 2 minutes into the movie: this story is old, right? isn’t it weird that there’s an interracial couple?

    me: mom we just saw flying blue monkeys

    my mom: oh. yeah i guess you’re right.