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i pity the people who can’t have fun while watching a movie

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Red One 2024

★½ Watched 25 Dec 2024 7

@samallen i lost the battle. and the war.
i fear you were correct in your observation that this is a litmus test movie to see if your pretentious genes have developed yet and apparently i’m the only one in my family who has. they were all laughing and giggling and gasping and i just sat there, thinking about all the things i could’ve done with two hundred and fifty million dollars.
after the movie ended my mom turned to us…
Descendants 2 2017

★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Jul 2024 1

aesthetic subjectivism or whatever dr cyr said

Mulan 1998

★★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

bro couldn’t handle that his fav twink was actually a woman
The Starving Games 2013

½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

recognized multiple actors in this who were also in the fnaf movie and i don’t know what that says about me

Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

★★★★★ Watched 10 Jun 2023 1

where can i review all the matpat theory videos on here because i should be able to
Wicked 2024

★★★½ Watched 24 Nov 2024 2

my mom approximately 2 minutes into the movie: this story is old, right? isn’t it weird that there’s an interracial couple?
me: mom we just saw flying blue monkeys
my mom: oh. yeah i guess you’re right.