i want to be '80s diane lane
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Deadpool & Wolverine 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
well… i appreciated the press tour, if only for:
1) learning aaron stanford clearly loves pyro as much as i still do
2) reminding me to rewatch canadian masterpiece ‘zombie nightmare’ (1987)
like… look. i don’t hate fun! i still had fun! and my taste is clearly questionable, so any snobbery accusations won’t work on me (‘cannibal! the musical’ remains in my top ten)
but aside from enjoying the action sequences, needle drops, and laughing a lot, it still felt…
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The Pope's Exorcist 2023
they should’ve invested more into the camp/humor and russell crowe’s “i’m not like a regular exorcist i’m a cool exorcist” on his cute scooter instead of bad cgi and dialogue
anyway the scariest thing about this movie is a 31-year-old woman playing the mother of a 21-year-old
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Cannibal! The Musical 1993
god imagine peaking in your writing/directing career while you’re still in film school
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High School U.S.A. 1983
this is like if you fell asleep watching ‘80s era nick at nite while high on nyquil and i cannot recommend it strongly enough
crispin glover recites every line like he’s in a completely different movie than everyone else
(i demand a supercut of just the glover scenes)
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