Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Dec 2023

  Bathtub scene this, bath scene that… MY MAN FUCKED A FUCKING GRAVE, ASS OUT AND ALL, AND EVERYONE HAS AN ISSUE WITH SOME CUMMY BATH WATER????

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Jul 2023

  I too, also thought patriarchy had more to do with horses.

Popular reviews

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  Jackass Forever 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Feb 2022

  I’ve never felt so much phantom limb pain in a penis I don’t have.

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  Love, Rosie 2014

  ★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2021

  Think it could’ve garnered a hire rating, had my dog not interrupted/ ruined the pivotal wedding scene by busting into the room and eating food off everyone’s plates. Sexy cast though.

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