Chapo

Chapo

A filmmaker who shouldn’t really call herself a filmmaker

Favorite films

  • The Shining
  • Fargo
  • The Bone Collector
  • Get Out

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  • Immaculate

    ★★★

  • Civil War

    ★★★

  • Man on Fire

    ★★★★★

  • Correspondence

    ★★★½

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  • Immaculate

    Immaculate

    ★★★

    It’s a film you put on in the daytime leading up to Halloween

  • Civil War

    Civil War

    ★★★

    It's cool—which, I am fully aware, should not be my first thought after watching such tragedies unfold in my living room.

    The film attempts to build tension with long scenes that, of course, reflect anticipation, stress, and a prolonged look at death—all that stuff.

    But it fell flat everywhere. There’s no real grit of a dystopian war film; it lacked texture in its relationships and, quite frankly, felt like a lame knock-off of The Purge 1, 2, 3, 4, and…

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  • Modern Family

    Modern Family

    ★★½

    This wasn’t the film I was looking for, I was actually just looking for the tv program - Modern Family. I want this review to be read by one person and you know who you are, so if you’re not, enjoy the queerness... Yesterday we talked and discussed everything over the echoing sounds of Modern Family. It had been so long since the last time I got to hug you and it felt so good. You sang and I remembered…

  • Final Offer

    Final Offer

    ★★★★★

    Olivia! I’m not repulsed sweetie!