This movie had such great plot potential and they absolutely wasted it and made it about the psyche and like childhood trauma of cillian murphys character as if it was relevant at all? Like tell me wtf is up with the nuns that’s literally all I cared about and was interested in!! On top of that everything was soooo slow paced🙄
Also, if you know anything about my movie watching experiences with Evan, you know that he does not want…
Like ok it had its moments but overall it was a little too cheesy for me to be immersed. And WW2 movies that are in English also totally take me out of it I wished so bad that it was in German
So I have a HUGE gripe with the beginning bc how are you gonna tell me DEATH is the narrator?? Like I’m supposed to know that because her brother died?? We literally came down from the clouds I…
I would like to sincerely apologize for any slander I have ever spewed against Kristen Stewart. She single-handedly changed my whole gay life in the first 10 seconds of this movie. I have yet to decide if I want to be her in this movie or just fuck her, maybe both (I have started rolling up my shirt sleeves)
If she’s ever looking for someone else to stretch I’m sooooo available
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This movie was top tier beautiful in every way. The shots were so pretty, the tennis was actually amazing, the cast was immaculate, and the intense loud ass music over every scene only lifted up the anticipation. As we all know Josh O’Conner has been my king for some time now and I was DELIGHTED to see him really shine in this movie, and holy fuck he’s got the perfect body for a tennis player in short shorts. He did…
