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  Dune 2021

  ★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Hoping it was confusing because everything comes together in the sequel

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  Predestination 2014

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Feb 2025

  Confusing but good

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  Interstellar 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Jul 2024

  WARNING: objectively accurate review may contain spoilers. 

  My primary takeaway from this movie is that Christopher Nolan quite literally manifested Anne Hathaway’s real-life inability to age. Secondary takeaways: as a Batman stan, this movie rivals The Dark Knight as Topher’s greatest film. Matt Damon is now on my shit list which is disappointing. Originally deducted half a point because I don’t like seeing sweet Alfred play a villian, half point was added back because the movie is incredible.

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  Prisoners 2013

  ★★★ Watched 17 May 2024

  Would give a higher rating if it didn’t make me physically ill to my stomach as if I’d already bore children of my own

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