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  Top Gun: Maverick 2022

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Jan 2025

  doxxnation review: better then the first, so proud that they didn’t die but so sad that mav didnt. we do not care about this possibly straight woman even tho she’s pretty. BRING BACK ICESPICE! hangster is out babybagpipes is in. wish phoenix kissed a girl (me). i wish that mav died (really wanna make that point) to reunite with icespice and goose. glen powell and miles teller kiss on the mouth please. too much vaguely successful american militarily propaganda and not enough gay pilots kissing on the mouth. also so much less grunting!! 10/10 no notes apart from all the notes we gave! would watch again!

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  Top Gun 1986

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2025 2

  doxxnation first watch: cougar crashed out, mav was a twinky princess, goose was so babygirl, icespice backstory was confusing, and we deserved to kiss kelly mcgillis instead and they still have no clue what the plot was.

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  Pan's Labyrinth 2006

  ½ Watched 04 Oct 2022

  can’t lie major gross vibes - also if this is so mystical why was more screen time allotted to the fascist side (read main) plot. also why did the labyrinth only move once it’s a fucking labyrinth put in the work bitch. also why would you drink whisky straight after stitching up your btec joker mouth ?!?!? anyway grapes are not worth risking ur life for

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  i have not seen this film and nor do i know the plot but someone said nicole kidman stands in the corner which confused me because why is babygirl in the corner when we established that nobody puts baby in the corner

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