Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Trainspotting 1996

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  This movie taught me at a very young age never to try heroin

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  Before Sunrise 1995

  ★★½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  90 minutes of shallow, pseudo-intellectual drivel. The fact that a movie's set in Europe doesn't automatically make it charming. At least Slacker's dialogue had a sense of self-awareness and irony this just made me want to punch Ethan Hawke

Popular reviews

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  Tetsuo: The Iron Man 1989

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Jan 2025

  Basically The Fly if Jeff Goldblum had a metal penis and liked to yell things in Japanese

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  Morvern Callar 2002

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Dec 2024

  Thought I didn’t need subtitles till the Scottish people started talking

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