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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  i really liked this. such a trip and you never knew what was coming next. layers on layers of commentary and acting was phenom. lllloved toni and rob :)

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  Carry-On 2024

  ★½ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  i love both of these actors (NOT that chick yikes) but for me the storyline was pretty boring and the pacing was slow.

Popular reviews

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  The Haunting of Hill House 2018

  ★★★½ Watched 21 May 2024

  there were a few episodes in this that were real stunners. overall, it was good but i was hoping for a little more of an a-ha moment at the end to tie a bow on why things were the way they were. came to a smooth but fast crash landing in the last 10 minutes of the finale. i don’t really know what to think tbh haha

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  Guy Ritchie's The Covenant 2023

  ★★ Watched 27 Apr 2024

  jake can do no wrong but here are my thoughts in emoji form

  dialog: 👎🏻
  Dar Salim: 👍🏻👍🏻
  score: 😬🫣🥴🚫
  Beecham’s american accent: 😶
  overall pacing/storyline weight: 🤷🏻‍♂️