Favorite films

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  Old 2021

  ★½ Watched 02 Jun 2024

  This movie sucked but I do want a prequel about how the hell they ever discovered the Beach That Makes You Old

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Jun 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  The Matrix 1999

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Dec 2022

  Does a movie need to have romantic chemistry? Is it not enough to simply see two actors, pale and damp, staring at each other like fish?

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  Camp Rock 2008

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Apr 2023

  I can't believe I lived almost 24 years without seeing this masterpiece. I still get all the Jonas brothers mixed up, but I'm pretty sure the main one was Joe. Joe, they did you so dirty with that hair, I'm sorry. Demi Lovato, nonbinary icon that they are, killed it in this. Her voice is fucking crazy for being like 14. It's sort of horrifying to watch this know what they were going through, but it made me very proud of them today. Demi Lovato, I know I don't know you, but I'm really glad you're doing ok.

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