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  Full Metal Jacket 1987

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2024

  stanley kubrick i love your work. 
  is that you john wayne? is this me? 
  idk what it is about war movies i just get so emotional

  also why he kinda …

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  You Don't Mess with the Zohan 2008

  ★ Watched 08 Mar 2024

  i did not like this but adam sandler’s dad bod where???? nowhere to be found. mans was oiled up with a six pack zoo wee mama

Popular reviews

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  Perfect Blue 1997

  ★★★ Watched 05 Aug 2023 1

  *sigh*

  opens google

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  The Bling Ring 2013

  ★★★ Watched 05 Aug 2023

  i think my expectations were a bit too high bc it’s francis ford coppola’s daughter
  but the cast is rly hot so that helped 
  also emma watson i adore you but please stop trying to do american accents