Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Lingua Franca 2019

  ★★ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  needed a tw for the joe rogan snippet

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★★ Watched 16 Nov 2024

  just incase you forgot who’s recommendation it was

Popular reviews

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  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 2012

  ★★ Watched 16 Oct 2022

  bella gets montage powers 
  rami malek was the only redeeming feature

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  The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Oct 2022

  pros
  horny screams from the crowd
  dakota fanning serving fish
  that whole underwater sequence
  alices red gloves *gasp* 

  cons
  leron dead wtf
  did they not have the budget for shirts for the wolves
  significantly lacking in charlie, and dilf content in general
  soy boy behaviiour
  age is just a number to you jacob? is prison just a room to you too?

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