Evelynn Laird

Evelynn Laird

Favorite films

  • Rear Window
  • Alien
  • The Thing
  • Hackers

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  • So I Married an Axe Murderer

    ★★★

  • Wristcutters: A Love Story

    ★★★

  • Universal Language

    ★★★★★

  • Drop Dead Gorgeous

    ★★★★

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  • So I Married an Axe Murderer

    So I Married an Axe Murderer

    ★★★

    Woman? Wow, man!

    Unfortunately this movie is in my DNA as the Scottish bits were constantly quoted by my Scottish relatives. And I, born with a big head, was constantly teased as having a 'heed the size of a watermelon'.

  • Wristcutters: A Love Story

    Wristcutters: A Love Story

    ★★★

    Really wish I saw this in 2011 or so when I would have had a 100% chance of finding it more moving. A little cringe and hipster dated in 2025 but still cute nonetheless!

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  • Universal Language

    Universal Language

    ★★★★★

    "Hello, I would like some sleeping pills"
    "Life is worth living my friend"

    So familiar yet uncanny. Also feels like working in Hull / Portage as a government worker in peak winter.
    Beautiful. I will think of it every time I walk passed a beige brick wall.

  • Trainspotting

    Trainspotting

    ★★★★½

    Still disturbing as fuck imo but makes me feel closer to my culture (Scottish degens)