Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Barry Lyndon 1975

  ★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  the really good visuals and the godawful shallow story that drones on for three hours makes this movie offensive

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  Scream 1996

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  when watching i was thinking "ew this movie is awful, the movie references and the meta-ness doesnt hide how trash this movie is". and then when i was done i marinated in it for like an hour was like "wait... its SUPPOSED to be kind of trash! thats what makes it good!" and suffice to say i like it now

Popular reviews

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  at my job at the call center today, we were getting pretty much no calls, so one of my coworkers started watching this in a tiny incognito window. i watched it too, over his shoulder for like 30 minutes. it looked ass, im never gonna finish it

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  Beauty and the Beast 1978

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  was expecting a weird horror but it was surprisingly cute and relatively deathless.

  “Every woman has the power to make beautiful the man she loves.”

  i like to think that julie takes beast with her to go to the occasional family dinner.

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