eloweezey

eloweezey

Favorite films

  • When Harry Met Sally...
  • Moonstruck
  • Jennifer's Body
  • Get Out

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Fast & Furious

    ★★★½

  • The Girl with the Needle

    ★★★★

  • No Other Land

    ★★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    in 2026 i’m boycotting any movie that promises an mmf sex scene but doesn’t deliver. i will not be silenced.

  • Fast & Furious

    Fast & Furious

    ★★★½

    this was much better than i remember.. idk why i was so afraid of profound grief and powerpoint-caliber special effects

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  • September 5

    September 5

    ★½

    as a thriller this just sucked- the stagnant newsroom setting removed all stakes and was just boring?? and every character was unlikeable? i don’t know why every journalism movie loves to pretend like journalists are thrill chasing soulless pricks

    historically accurate or not i was watching this for screenplay and the writers were wayyyyyy too comfortable with the interchanging of the words “palestinian”, “arab”, and “terrorist” throughout

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★½

    a star is born but for bitches with body dysmorphia 

    honestly this was so crazy start to finish but so stylish and legitimately high camp. pretty sure dennis quaid was just playing himself