Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Top Secret! 1984

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Would be higher if it had less cow sex

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  The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On 1987

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  He is a man of action no doubt, havent seen a documentary in a while where he just straight up beats up interviewees

Popular reviews

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  Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 2023

  ★½ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  The CGI on younger indy is awful, the newer characters are never properly established (like Dr Schmidt and his henchmen, who are the henchmen really?) And filled with Marvel-esque quips and one liners, pretty shit

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Jan 2025

  Gandalf the grey can make me Benjamín the pregnant