elthewallflower

elthewallflower

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  • Conclave

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  • Novocaine

    ★★★★★

  • While You Were Sleeping

    ★★★★★

  • Dennis the Menace

    ★★★★

  • Romance on the Ranch

    ½

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  • Romance on the Ranch

    Romance on the Ranch

    ½

    Absolutely shit ass Hallmarkish plot. I hate the cowboy agenda. Favorite character was the dog. Fuck straight people and their shit movie writing. I wouldn’t wish this on the worst person.

  • Twisters

    Twisters

    ★★★★½

    Javi supremacy 🩵

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  • Under Paris

    Under Paris

    ★★

    Bro this movie just goes to show that even in a nonexistent universe the government is still just as fucked as the one in today’s society …Like, how do you make a movie about a shark attack and still manage to make the government look this incompetent? Truly impressive. 10/10 for reminding me that bureaucracy is scarier than a shark.
    Post thoughts: Ass CGI and rip the hinted homosexual couple but Mika was fucking stupid 🙏🙏 BUT OH MY GAWD THAT POLICEMAN was fine asf pls and thx

  • Henry Gamble's Birthday Party

    Henry Gamble's Birthday Party

    ★★★

    Began this movie because Joe Keery was in it; stayed for the homosexuals. Now let's get into it:

    Henry Gamble's Birthday Party is a film that strikes deep, reflecting the undercurrents of Christian life and the personal struggles of identity. At its core, it explores the disconnect between what is expected of you and the reality of who you are, especially when it comes to living within the constraints of faith and the community's judgment. There’s a moment after a…

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