Favorite films

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★★ Rewatched 21 Nov 2023

  Fast and Loose History Re-enacting accompanied by the French version of the Cookie Monster Pajama person-archetype makes for a very fun watch. 

  I love this white trash Romeo and Juliet movie even if it wasn’t very exciting. 

  I rate it a large Barqs with extra ice and a box of Redvines.

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Sep 2023

  The new tortoise movie was very fun! I was interested as it was the same animating crew that made Mitchell’s vs the Machines. 
  I’d rate it an 8/10 but the movie flashbacks you several times. So I rate it a 7/10. Go watch it even if you aren’t familiar with the series.

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