Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Coco 2017

  ★★★★ Rewatched 05 Mar 2025

  YOU CAN PRY THIS MOVIE FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS LAWRDDDDDD, LAWRRRRDDDD I LOVE THIS MOVIE

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  I mean the cinematography is great but this is such a hard watch. I couldn’t help but get bored, this movie could be an hour and a half and it would’ve had the same impact. I swear the only reason for this movie to be this long is all the Oscar bait in it. It’s the same cliche of a man getting his competence mistaken for brilliance and getting angry in car. I’ll say it again, it’s. not. good.

Popular reviews

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  Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004

  ½ Watched 25 Jan 2025 1

  Literally the most boring film ever. Ouhhh I got blue hair, like okay? I actually do not understand the hype for this film, it’s legit just a bunch of mentally unstable and horny people fucking while one of them gets a brain procedure…. There’s legit no chemistry, no feelings, I’m pretty sure a year 4 who just watched lady and the tramp for the first time could make this. It’s so painful to watch, it’s like they want to have…

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  Creep 2014

  ★★★ Watched 06 Oct 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.