Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ½ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  piece of shit movie i hate it i hate it.

  too pornographic.

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025 2

  held at gunpoint to rewrite this..

  it was better than i initially gave it credit for and im looking forward to the next. robert pattinson fine af and he’s lowkey a baddie like he ate.

Popular reviews

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  The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 2010

  ★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  I mean… anything is better than New Moon.

  It’s an interesting watch, especially when compared to the last movie, but, as I said in that review, the Victoria revenge plot does nothing for me. As it happens to be the entire premise of the movie’s action-plot, it weighs down the movie a lot. 

  The movie does have good moments and certain plot points that are redeemable: the idea that the wolves and Cullens had to make a pact to defend…

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  The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009

  ★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  What an absolutely revolting watch.

  Probably the worst in the saga. My nose has been permanently scrunched at the thought of this vile sadistic piece of media. 

  Jacob, Jacob, Jacob…

  As I said countless times throughout the movie, Bella is perpetually Edward’s, and if Jacob decided to stop being Jacob and just be the Taylor Lautner he’s supposed to be under there, he can be for me.

  I will maintain this position, even after seeing all the incredibly desperate, abhorrent…