Em

Em

Favorite films

  • Moonrise Kingdom
  • Captain Fantastic
  • Spirited Away
  • Juno

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  • Vivarium

    ★★½

  • Café Society

    ★★★★

  • The Diary of a Teenage Girl

    ★★★★

  • Saved!

    ★★★

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  • Swiss Army Man

    Swiss Army Man

    ★★★

    A disturbing movie about mute kid from Little Miss Sunshine who becomes best friends with dead harry potter, and is obsessed with Ramona Flowers (dead harry potter also has a cork in his ass).  At some point I thought the movie was really good but then it just got scary. I actually have no idea what to score.

  • Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood

    ★★★★½

    i will just say the ending was sO painfully ironic but clever

  • American Beauty

    American Beauty

    I don’t know what to rate this, like I have no fuckin clue. It’s either really good or really bad, there is no in between. The character development of kevin spacey is like 1, 2, 3, GO! OFF THE FUCKING CHARTS. Honestly, I know there must be millions of themes that i’m just not quite picking up on, so I won’t unpack that. Anyways, it’s probably “great cinema” or whatever just not my thing I think?Also now knowing that Spacey has a thing for little boys puts a dark spin on this.

  • Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

    Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

    ★★★

    This movie was not terrible, it was just bad in terms of being a “scary movie”. Honestly, it wasn’t scary or engaging enough to have a happy ending like it did. Honestly, I could of written it better :)