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Recent reviews

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  Adolescence 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Know a few people who should give this a watch x

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  The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2004

  ★★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  YOU KNOW THIS KRAB LIKE MONEY YOU KNOW THIS SPONGE LIKE FUN YOU KNOW THE STAR KEEP SHINING YOU KNOW THE SQUID LIKE GUNS 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

Popular reviews

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  It Ends with Us 2024

  ★ Watched 22 Aug 2024

  The first half was pure pain, the acting felt like the starting scene in a porn. Atlas was a cutie, my type, get in my bed. Ryle can choke on the other hand. Hated the placement of Lanas song, unnecessary as hell. Looked over at my best mate a couple times during and she had her head in her hands, pure horror on her face bless.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Jul 2024

  Was counting on it being bad so I could write Longgggggg legs as the review but it was actually good and scary as fuck . Very silence of the lambs esc 🙏🏻Again I am a slag for religious imagery so this was proper up my street.

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