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  Leave the World Behind 2023

  ½ Watched 27 Dec 2023

  thanks obama

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  John Wick: Chapter 4 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Apr 2023

  very loud

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  The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2023

  more self aware than i am

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  Morbius 2022

  ½ Watched 19 Oct 2022

  if i could not rate this i would. however i have to so it receives a half star. the half star is for my appreciation of the blue and pink bisexual lighting that carried throughout the movie. i’m simply a whore for brightly colored lighting, no matter how poorly executed. morbius’s final coat with the purple underneath is also very cool i did not mind that.

  otherwise i would like to fallout 4-style wipe my entire memory to rid myself of the crushing weight this film has placed upon my already-fragile psyche.

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