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leannán scannán🎟️
lover of old hollywood, horror and anything queer

Favorite films

  • Thelma & Louise
  • Mulholland Drive
  • The Virgin Suicides
  • Almost Famous

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  • House of Wax

    ★★★★

  • Heretic

    ★★★

  • Saturday Night

    ★★★

  • Final Destination 2

    ★★★½

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  • Kneecap

    Kneecap

    ★★★★★

    “Gach focal a labhraítear i nGaeilge, is é piléar scaoilte ar son saoirse na hÉireann.” Every word of Irish spoken is a bullet fired for Irish freedom.

    A film in my native tongue? Grá. Kneecap (2024) is a high energy and electric exploration of rebellion and resilience in the face of systemic oppression. It’s got heart and at the core it spotlights the importance of retaining an indigenous language. Loudly fresh, relevant and reminiscent of 90s overly stylised cinema. Being…

  • X

    X

    ★★★★★

    the pornifcation of texas chainsaw massacre (1974). ‘X’ is a love letter to the 70s slashers with a nuanced commentary on generational morals and the fear of ageing. a filth and gore-fest from start to finish, delivering bloody exceptional performances (mia goth you are a fucking star) throughout. on a real note, they could have just let granny be in the movie, c’mon now.


    “ I WILL NOT ACCEPT A LIFE I DO NOT DESERVE.”

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  • House of Wax

    House of Wax

    ★★★★

    we! love! real! cinema!

  • Heretic

    Heretic

    ★★★

    he may be crazy but at least he’s an ally

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  • The Holiday Club

    The Holiday Club

    ★★★

    alexandra sawarens carrying the hallmark lesbian cinematic universe on her back

  • Crush

    Crush

    ★★★

    a cute and cheesy sapphic rom-com with a happy ending? i’ve been waiting for this one. the film is refreshingly contemporary, with no focus on the fear of coming out, being closeted or blatant homophobia. instead, we get to watch a fun little sapphic love triangle unfold. it’s predictable in a traditional rom-com kind of way and that’s excellent to me.

    you listened to phoebe bridgers for 8 hours straight last night which is concerning as she only has two albums. are you okay?”