Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones 2013

  ★½ Watched 20 May 2023

  When the biggest lore given was that Bach was the first Shadowhunter

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  Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus 2005

  ★★★½ Rewatched 13 Jan 2023

  Is Wenlock the most forgettable and Andrew tate-like villain in the Barbie franchise? Yes. Did Annika ride her sister? Also yes.

Popular reviews

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  Barbie as Rapunzel 2002

  ★★★ Rewatched 08 Aug 2021

  Frustrated cause you, as a 5 year old child, don't know what to paint? Well, this is a perfect time for your older sister, Barbie, to recite the 1.5 hour long story of Rapunzel and teach you morals that have no correlation to your frustrations.
  Anyways, join this fun filled story with everyone's worst anim sidekick, Penelope.
  This daddy issue ridden, flightless, and fireless dragon manages to destroy every single scene she is in. Meanwhile, Gothel is definitely having some…

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  Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses 2006

  ★★★★ Rewatched 23 Aug 2021

  With not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, not seven, not eight, not nine, not ten, not eleven, but twelve Barbie's, (Mattel got so much money from the toys, oh my capitalism) be immersed into a magical dance land by walking on twelve (what a coincidence!) flower tiles in Barbie's bedroom. Find yourself some magical water that heals all wounds (except emotional ones, like traumatizing a five year old on her birthday) while running away…

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