Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Adolescence 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  One shot and acting: 4 ⭐️’s
  Story: 3⭐️’s

  Thankfully this is more about WHY Jamie did what he did and not IF he did it. Internet radicalization, extremist, misogynistic views of masculinity, and needed hypervigilant parenting are far more pressing than did Jamie killed the girl. 

  I think the parents of the future will have to make a conscious decision, or not to, to right the wrongs of the parental neglect that a lot of people our age experienced. We…

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  My Dinner with Andre 1981

  ★★½ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  Tried listening to this as if it were a podcast but was so uninterested in the conversation I started talking to myself about things that are going on in my life. 

  This is the kind of thing the 16 year old existentialist version of myself would make if I made a movie

  Fell asleep ✌️

Popular reviews

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  Apocalypse Now 1979

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Jan 2023 10

  Bruh.
  I freaking hate the vietnam war. This movie is amazing, camera work and editing are stunning. Layers upon layers of film stock doing these dissolves into other frames; it feels like a dream world. Maybe Coppola used this tactic in the editing process to create the sensation soldiers felt in the war, being the never ending battle with really no winner, only losers. Fr*ck war, play fortnite.
  I watched the redux version of this movie on Netflix, which was…

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  La La Land 2016

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Jun 2023 4

  “The function will have singing, choreographed dancing, and annoying theatre music‼️” 

  White people: 😱😱😱

  not my cup of tea but I love my scrumptious, opulent, regal, plump, luscious, sublime, grand, triumphal, euphoric, majestic, breathtaking, serene, transcendent, captivating, stunning, noble, humble, supreme, premier, superlative, unparalleled, divine, and perfect king/kitty Ryan Gosling.