emily12345

emily12345

Favorite films

  • La La Land
  • The Lobster
  • The Worst Person in the World
  • The Godfather

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Memories of Murder

    ★★★★

  • Clue

    ★★★

  • Grand Theft Hamlet

    ★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    Someone cover up those incinerators with some god damn grates before someone gets hurt!

  • Memories of Murder

    Memories of Murder

    ★★★★

    Can someone explain to me why they’re eating fruit at the karaoke while absolutely slammed? When I’m drunk the last thing I want is fruit

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  • Grand Theft Hamlet

    Grand Theft Hamlet

    ★★

    Imagine Shakespeare coming back to life and having to explain this one to him

    I love the idea of this and holy shit some of the scenes were so funny, but I think it would have translated better as a short film because it does drag on and takes itself a bit too seriously at times

  • The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight

    Oh my fucking god this movie is so dumb. First off they all talk so fucking stupidly. Second off the action scenes are so fast I have no fucking clue what’s going on. Thirdly if you’re going to have a twist ever second of the movie, it’s not unpredictable anymore because I’m obviously predicting there’s gonna be a twist. Also you’re telling me the joker is impossible to capture this whole time but then at the end is just captured so easily???? This movie is so dumb and also does not pass the Bechdel test. Men with small penises enjoy this movie.

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