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  28 Days Later 2002

  ★★½ Watched 05 Feb 2025

  it’d be great if this movie didn’t look like literal shite

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  Shark Night 3D 2011

  ½ Rewatched 01 Feb 2025

  the first time i watched this was when i was 13 and had just gotten my braces on and i couldn’t sleep. holy shit was this boring and even stupider than i remember it being. not even good 2010s slop!!!

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  Sanctuary 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Sep 2023

  one way ticket on horny airlines to bonkers town -count me in please!

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  Hit Man 2023

  ★★½ Watched 09 Jun 2024

  confused by nearly every single review i read about this lol — ultimately kind of a snoozefest that could barely hold my attention. everytime i watch a straight *romcom* in which people are raving about the sizzling chemistry and sex appeal i feel slightly crazy because i think there was about 3 minutes of okay chemistry between the leads here in the entire film… the bar is so low (and perhaps this just simply doesn’t do it for me!)

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