Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Final Destination 5 2011

  ★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  i totally forgot this was a prequel until the last few scenes but it made the ending just so depressing tbh

  but I am SO glad Bludworth was back he is my favorite

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  The Final Destination 2009

  ★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  “that’s a lot of tampons for one woman”

  “your choice, heads or tails… but you know i like head”

  “we just lost a really hot MILF”

  “So I’m gonna go do what I do best. I’m gonna go get laid.”

  HELP???? there’s always a “womanizer” (misogynist/ objectifier) in these movies but these lines were in like the first 15 minutes guys can we chill 😭

  oh okay and then just hard r slur, i forgot this movie has a racist…

Popular reviews

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  Heck 2020

  ★ Watched 27 Nov 2022 1

  this really lowers my expectations for Skinamarink a LOT. y’all know gen z is getting weaker and weaker when 28 minutes of repetitive still shots and one bloody scene are “traumatizing” and “the most terrifying thing ever” like bffr 😭

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  My House 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Jun 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.