If there’s was a 5th slot for my top four, this would fill it. I’m contemplating booting one so this masterpiece can take its place.
I have a spiritual bond with this movie. It’s perfect for ME. The scene where Marie speaks to her baby girl is on repeat in my brain. And the scene with the French speaking little girl with perfect blonde ringlets frolicking in the French countryside. I want a French baby.
Firstly, I love historical stories…
I CHANGE MY MIND
I originally had it at 4 stars but SCRATCH THAT
I SAW THE COVER FOR EP 3 AND WHAT THE FUCK
IS THAT IS SHE SUPPOSED TO BR PREGNANT!!!??? ISTG CANT A WOMAN WHO DOESNT WANT KIDS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE TV SHOW IR MOVIE STILL NKT WANT THEM AT THE END!!???!?
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
usually, I feel like after watching a movie, I gain something, but after watching Saltburn I feel like I’ve lost something. My innocence? My wholesomeness? I don't know. I feel so icky.
I don't know why everyone was talking about the bathtub scene. The GRAVE SCENE was WILLDDD.
It was great though. Lots to think and say about all the artwork in the film, namely the statues. So cool. Loved that.
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