This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
now i might not be luke, 5, son of bruce lee, but you can absolutely drive me round in that jcb.
this movie sucks. like, it’s really bad. can’t pretend my jaw wasn’t on the floor when valentine arrived though. do his terrible clip-in braids make him more or less sexy? an unsolved mystery.
anyway that greenhouse scene is insane. using a demi lovato song is double insane. the sibling reveal towards the end is triple insane.
terrible. i’ll be back for a rewatch in a few years.
two hours and forty seven minutes of some of the hottest people on the planet serving face for days. like truly it’s face face face everywhere you look.
as expected, i found the whole feyd-rautha situation alarmingly alluring. not interested in finding out what’s going on there.
i can’t give it any lower because objectively this is an excellent film on every level, but i am so not the gal for these films. like truly spectacular stuff i just do…
