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The Cat in the Hat 2003
the poor gay fish. how is this a children’s movie
i had to go back in and give it a lower rating i was too generous i fear
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The Dark Crystal 1982
yeah not jim hensons best work. jen and kira = inventors of the fuck ass bob
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Interstellar 2014
the way i didn’t know anyone’s first name in this entire movie. jail. also anne hathaway and murphy definitely got screwed over here. double jail . really good tho idk if id forgive my greg for abandoning me tho. also fuck tom’s drag i guess.
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Nosferatu 2024
you’re telling me miss ellen waited to sacrifice herself until after her bestie girl and her kids got ate? girl be serious you knew you were gonna let ORLOK eat your blood. jail. it was great tho very much enjoyed
side bars: the movie theater we saw this at didn’t have heat so it was genuinely like 50 °F in there. added to the ambiance of the movie i guess ? also ….just found out today that Transylvania is REAL….humiliating for me maybe
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