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  Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2010

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  one time, after i broke things off with a guy i texted him the “don’t call me. don’t come by my house. we’re done.” and he said “isn’t that from diary of a wimpy kid?” and i said “hahaha yeah.” and he said “such a good movie.” and then we never spoke again. true story!

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  Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure 2009

  ★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  how are these movies so ass tinkerbell is such a fucking bitch i do not like her she inconveniences and treats her friends like shit actually what’s her issue so serious

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024 2

  this movie was incredibly horny for me. i know that’s not at all a normal response, but please remember that i’m seriously disturbed. 
  important note is i saw this at 9:30 in the morning

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  Haunted Mansion 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Aug 2023

  THE CATS NAME WAS TATER TOT FUCK ALL YOU GUYS THIS MOVIE WAS GREAT

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