Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Ash 2025

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  giving this three stars because I don’t actually know what to make of it. I will say Eiza Gonzalez mewing nearly the entire time was distracting.

  I’ll be processing this for some time I think.

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  Wrong Turn 2021

  ★★½ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  Imagine knowing 5 other people willing to hike the Appalachian Trail

Popular reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★★ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  not nearly as bad as anticipated but bad enough to rewind several times to figure out if a scene was spoken dialogue or someone “singing”.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Oct 2024

  in the cinema, we all fam.

  one of the most communal viewing experiences that actually deserved the airplane landing clap at the end of it.