Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Beverly Hills Ninja 1997

  ★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  This was the widest gap I have ever experienced on the “how good the movie was” axis versus the “how much I enjoyed it” axis.

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  Fargo 1996

  ★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025 4

  I feel so stupid and honestly kind of like a fake film fan for this, but wtf is with Coen brothers movies???? Is there something I’m missing? Like, this one was fine at best, but I think the humor is just beyond me? There’s no payoff of any kind, the tone is so inconsistent throughout, I just don’t get it and I never have. I am the same kind of disappointed every time the credits start rolling on one of these. Would love for someone to analyze me and tell me why I don’t enjoy these like everyone else. Surely I’m wrong somehow????? I want to understand.

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  “We are not so enlightened as we are blinded by the gaseous light of science.”

  This entire movie is so beautifully and meticulously crafted that every single frame could be its own standalone piece of art. Insane cinematography, brilliant casting, and these damn performances!!! Lily-Rose Depp was my personal standout. 

  At first I was shocked at how much I loved this, but how could I not? It was gripping, visceral, undeniably erotic, and had me completely hypnotized for two hours straight.

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★★½ Watched 28 Sep 2024 2

  I’m speechless but I don’t know if it’s in a good way. I felt like I skirted along the surface of this the entire time. I never got pulled in, never felt emotionally immersed. It was like my brain was just hovering. I can’t even explain it. I felt like I was watching it in the third person. Please note I was sober (but maybe I shouldn’t have been).

  I don’t feel like I just walked out of a movie.…