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  The Double Life of Véronique 1991

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Feb 2025

  Finally, horny ASMR 
  (This was a delight and I wanted it to be at least 1 hour longer)

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  House 1977

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Jan 2025

  Best and longest YouTube poop i ever seen - just went through puberty again after watching

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  The Room Next Door 2024

  ★ Watched 21 Jan 2025

  I put a poorly scripted hallmark movie in the teleportation device from the fly and there was a tumor on the wall in there and it made this :(

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Jan 2025

  I think I’d have knocked off a star if Willem Dafoe did not behave like that. 
  Very beautifully composed but the story let me down. I’d figure with an xtra hour they’d have added a more complex story to it but also that may just be my 2025 brain wanting decadence where simplicity will serve better.

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